Jeff Foxworthy is a comedian who has carved out a career by making fun of a certain group of people – his own. If you don’t know Jeff’s humor, here is a sample:
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF…
– Your wife is also your cousin.
– You think Sherlock Holmes is a housing project.
– You think genitalia is an Italian airline.
– You carry a fishing pole to Sea World.
– A seven course meal is a bucket of KFC and a six pack.
– You refer to the fifth grade as “your senior year”.
– You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
I think you get the picture.
What does this have to do with notes? A lot.
YOU MIGHT HAVE A BAD NOTE IF…
– Your downpayment check bounced.
– Your month 7 payment is due and you are still waiting for payments 1-6.
– The property you sold burned down, and you forgot to name yourself as Loss Payee on the Fire Policy.
– Your buyer told you he and his wife will live in the property. Neighbors tell you 17 people live there.
– There are more cars parked on the front lawn than in the garage and driveway.
– You have no documentation of any kind, and are amazed no-one will buy your note.
I think you get the picture.
