The phone rings.
“California Note, this is Denny.”
“Yeah, you buy notes?”
( OH! OH!)
“Yes sir, that is what we do.”
“Yeah, I got a $100,000 note. How much you give me for it?”
“Well, I have no idea. I don’t know anything about your note so I can’t answer your question. Who am I talking to?”
“John.”
“Hi John. Why don’t you tell me a little about your situation.”
“I don’t have a lot of time, what do you want to know?”
“Understand. Tell me about the property – what type is it, when did you acquire it, what did you do with it, etc?”
“It’s a mobile home. You can get this information from the county, can’t you?”
“Of course, but you are the seller, so I prefer to get first hand information directly from you. You can understand that, can’t you?”
“Not really. I can give you the address and you can do all the checking you want. But, I inherited the property from my Grandma. I lived in it for about 5 years and sold it to my cousin for $100,000.”
( John gives me the address and I bring it up on my computer.)
“John, I am looking at the property online. Looks like this picture was taken about 8 months ago. Tell me about the condition of the property.”
“I fixed it up a little. Andrew is a slob, he just does not care.”
“The property seems to be isolated. There is an old bike laying on the ground and a car jacked up, missing 2 tires. Stuff laying around, no grass on the lawn. Is this accurate today?”
“Andrew is white trash.”
“Hey, I think I get it. What kind of work does Andrew do?”
“He doesn’t. He lives off Grandma’s inheritance, gets some disability from the state. He’s pretty worthless.”
“Looks like you two don’t get along real well, huh? How much down payment did you get?”
“He’s still family. I didn’t get a down payment. Don’t charge him interest either.”
“Okay, good deal for Andrew. How many payments have you received?”
“He paid for a few months and hasn’t paid since. I’m sick of it. How much you give me for my note?”
“Honestly, John, based on everything you are telling me and the condition of the property, I can’t see us making an offer to buy your note.”
“Click.”
“Hello? John? Are you there? Hello?”
He’s gone!
This is an approximation of a real phone call with a real note holder. Names have been changed to protect the guilty.